I'm sorry Penny. I'm a baaaaaaaaaad girl when it comes to Nic.....Might I suggest that ya keep your inhaler at the ready when you're hanging around this place? LOL!
re: This has just brought tears to my eyes I almost had an asthma attack! May I suggest that males that join this forum be referred to as Vindicators?
Nicky's Wang is a willing Wonkin'
Giving Corelli a satisfying bonkin'
Wonk me! Wonk me, Nicky, please! Screams she
In answer, more Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! Delivers he!
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Take heed of these words, my friends.... "You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give" Kahlil Gibran
Ah......I just fool around. I gave up writing the good stuff quite awhile ago! Glad it tickled a funny bone or two tho!
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Take heed of these words, my friends.... "You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give" Kahlil Gibran
Take heed of these words, my friends.... "You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give" Kahlil Gibran
Cripes, if he ever showed up and read the majority of the posts, his ego would be flattered and his wang would be a 'wonkin'.
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Take heed of these words, my friends.... "You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give" Kahlil Gibran
Well how about the Males are "Roosters" and instead of "Vixens", we could be Hens. Since we are always clucking about our guy anyways, lol! Also, the word Vixen means a female fox, so a guy here could be a fox. Just throwing out some ideas, cornball that I am! LOL
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"You're always a little disapointing in person because you can't be the edited essence of yourself." ~Mel Brooks~
Well.......I suppose that if someone signs up and says they're a man, you can always assign the special moniker of 'DOG' to them........
Then again........hmmmm...........that probably wouldn't come off to well..........LOL!
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Take heed of these words, my friends.... "You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give" Kahlil Gibran
Apparently a male fox is known as a dog! LMAO! Which is funny as in The USA as you know naughty boys are referred to as dogs but here in Britain slutty females are referred to as dogs! Lol.
BTW...I don't do political correctness! Lol. I'm sure any male Nicster wouldn't mind being called a vixen...or maybe we should call male members stud muffins?! Even though there is only ONE stud muffin for me!
It just dawned on me that if a man were to join these hallowed halls, he'd have to be known as a 'VIXEN'. Does anyone know if there is a male possessive form of the word vixen? Perhaps Vixenere????
Hmmm.....what a quandry this could be! I mean...oh dear! Are we being politically correct here?? LOL!
And now you know why people look at me crosseyed.....
Have a great day!!!
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Take heed of these words, my friends.... "You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give" Kahlil Gibran