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lula


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Yeah, it is funny! I'm glad you like it smile.gif
The creator should be congratulated! My friend said it's been circulating for years (fnar wink.gif)but i've never heard it before!biggrin.gif

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Haha, this is great Lula biggrin.gif I too am sure this wouldn't offend people without them seeing the humor in it smile

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LMAO!biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinwink

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lol.. Sorry.. Can't believe i just said that! Ha ha. Must be the presence of a man on the forum! Lol smile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gif

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Handy with the power tools eh Corelli? I must admit, i love the feel of a good drill! wink.gifbiggrin.gifsmile.gif

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JOHNNY BLAZE wrote:
Just remember........Vibros cant mow the lawn or put a shelf up!biggrin
        NICe one Johnny! LMAO!!!!biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinwink

        Hey Johnny...you're talking to emancipated ladies here!
        I can do anything a man can do (well...almost anything!) biggrinwink and I'm an  
        expert with a screw driver and a Black and Decker drill! Lol.

       



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lula


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JOHNNY BLAZE wrote:

Just remember........Vibros cant mow the lawn or put a shelf up!biggrin




LMAO! biggrin.gif good one Johnny! smile.gif
You are so right.. a man can never be replaced!smile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gif but in terms of the lawn mowing and putting up shelves? it was me who did all that in past relationships! Lol smile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gif




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Just remember........Vibros cant mow the lawn or put a shelf up!biggrin

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Great one Lula, i love itbiggrinbiggrin, i don't think people will be offended, you can see the funny side of itsmile

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The Soldier Girl wrote:

Forever no men??  Can't be onboard with that concept!  LOL  But a cute poem indeed!!




Lol! Yeah I'm right with you on that soldier girl.smile.gif I think my friend who sent it to me is in a different place right now.
when my wings are fixed, I have considered leading a relationshipless existence. But then i'm talking about the heart. When you've flown too close to the sun and got badly burned it's tempting to never fly again.
But on another level, yeah only a man will do! Lolwink.gifsmile.gif




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Forever no men??  Can't be onboard with that concept!  LOL  But a cute poem indeed!!

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LMAO!!!!biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinwink

I'm sure people will see the funny side and not be offended!biggrinwink

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My friend just sent me this, I think it's funny smile.gif and hope it causes no offence, i wasn't sure whether to put it in the naughty section or not, but didn't want our numerous guests to miss out!


My vibro, which takes me to heaven,
Rabbit, be thy name;
Thy will be done,
Thy makes me come,
On bed, with eyes on heaven;
Give me this day my daily thrill,
And forgive me my screams,
As i forgive flat batteries;
Lead me not into temptation,
But deliver me from frustration,
For thine is the buzzing the power and the vibration,
Forever and ever, NO MEN. !


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