Hey..I just almost got a ticket!  So there I was, driving like I always
do at a good clip on my way home and a song in my heart.  (ok, so you
can edit that song part).  When I notice on the other side of the
Highway, this police car pulling onto the meridian and driving all the
way across the grass and hopping onto my side of the highway.  "Well
that's just not safe" I say to myself and keep up the beebopalubop with
the radio.  And then I glance in my rearview mirror and again notice the
nice police car, this time with Christmas lights going!  "Aw, someone's
sure got the XMas spirit!", and I smile with cute indulgence.  Until
that MOFO, Christmas light happy..SOB, Blueballed **** pulls behind me!
It's then that I realized, this po po dude is not so happy and has
dreams of my ass on a copper plater!  PFSST! 

Did I get a ticket?  Nah..I smiled and giggled and maybe batted my eyes
at him and let him recount his one and only military experience.  LOL.
I do have to take an online driving safety class though..gonna cost me
$103.00, but it erases the ticket........

FYI, be very careful coming home from the "Hood" (for those stationed at Fort Hood), second exit right before you get to that 70 Miles per hour marker.  And hey.........what's 16 miles over the speed limit anyways?

Still think that guy really digs Christmas!

Darcy