Ok???????????????? So which one of ya's is 'Nicole'? LOL! Sounds like she'd fit right in here at the Vixen's Den of Iniquity... 100 Things About Me, #2
Feb 1, 2007 at 11:35 PM
So. Remember that time that I said that I had writer's block and was going to tell y'all random facts about me when I had nothing to write about?
That time would be times like these. When I'm bored, and alone, and drunk at 2:15am and feel like writing something. Because I don't want y'all to have to deal with a blank page for days on end.
See how nice I am?
SEE?
Anyway, thing about me #2: I am in love with Nicolas Cage.
I know, I know.
I can hear everyone out there in blogland wondering why a cute, friendly, young sprite of 24 years old would be in love with Nicolas Cage. Because he's old. And stuff.
Well, let me tell you why.
He's funny. Remember back when Nic did comedies? Like Honeymoon in Vegas and Moonstruck and Amos and Andy? And even in The Family Man. When the baby peed all over him. That was some funny stuff. The man has some comedic timing. Nowadays he seems to prefer the action flicks, but I can remember back in the day when Nic was all about the funny. And I like funny.
He's sexy. Okay, okay, perhaps not in the traditional sense, but my boy Nic definitely has some of the dirty sexy working for him. Something about him just seems...naughty. And the scene in Gone in 60 Seconds when Angelina (pre-Brangelina) asks him whether he'd have sex or boost cars? And he responds, "How about having sex while boosting cars?" And then they proceed to make out in a car that they're trying to steal? And I say...MMMMM. Because having sex while boosting cars? HOTT. And naughty. And we all know how I love naughty.
He's ripped. My boy Nic is tall and lanky, like a pubescent boy who has not quite finished filling out just yet. But when he wants to rip it up, he does. Have you seen Con-air? Terrible movie, terrible hair, but DAMN, the man is solid. He's got abs you could shave ice upon. And it is good.
He's a romantic.City of Angels. 'Nuff said.
His name goes with mine. Nicolas. Nicole. We were obviously meant to be.
And the #1 reason I'm in love with Nicolas Cage (but not really, because I've been in love with him for a long time)?
He is Knight Rider. Johnny Blaze. With the spirit of vengeance coursing through his veins. Minus the Hasselhoff.
Oh. My. God.
Marry me.
Please?
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